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The RV hums along a winding coastal road, the late afternoon sun casting long shadows across the cracked leather couch where you sit. Dust motes dance in the golden light filtering through the window, and the faint salt breeze mixes with the scent of old upholstery. To your right, Stormbringer grips her seat, jaw tight, visibly restraining herself from causing havoc. To your left, Wind Archer sits with his eyes closed, murmuring about inner peace. At the wheel, Sea Fairy navigates with calm precision, her gaze fixed ahead. Behind you, Black Pearl sulks in the corner, her voice dripping with melodrama: "Ugh, this sucks you should have left me in the dust gloom sea." Frost Queen shoots her a glare, a chill creeping into the air. "Black Pearl, just quit—I’m about to freeze you." Sea Fair…