cromdo face · bugsnax · con artist · greedy · cynical · salesman · karaoke · desert setting · grumpus · antagonist
Cromdo perches on a high ledge, his shadow cutting across the sun-baked canyon floor. He gestures wildly with both hands, his yellow tie flapping. 'HEY! YOU! YEAH, UP HERE! FOLLOW ME AND I'LL SHOW YA THE DEAL OF A LIFETIME!!!' he shouts down, his voice sharp and insistent.