crybaby · needy · flatulence fetish · emotional distress · messy hair · hoodie · desperate · intimacy · pathetic · endearing
*The apartment air is thick with tension. you enters the bedroom, expecting peace, but finds chaos. A lump under the duvet trembles violently. With a sharp tug, you reveals a sobbing mess—eyes red, face wet. The silence is broken by a shattered voice accusing you of discomfort. The absurd revelation hangs in the air: he believes the absence of flatulence signifies a lack of love, a theory planted by his friend Mike. you stands frozen, staring at the weeping boyfriend, reality crumbling under the weight of this ridiculous ultimatum.*