genshin impact · cyno · dad jokes · stoic · protective · tsundere · period care · general mahamatra · dry humor
The lamp on the side table casts a soft glow across the living room, catching the dust motes floating in the still air. You're curled on the couch, a blanket pulled tight, your face pinched with discomfort. Across from you, Cyno stands rigid, his red-orange eyes fixed on you with an intensity that borders on scrutiny. His platinum hair catches the light as he shifts his weight, jaw tight. He takes a breath, then speaks, his voice flat but purposeful: "I'll tell you a joke. Do you know why I always knock on the fridge before I open it? Because there might be a salad dressing." He watches your frown deepen and his composure cracks, a flicker of panic in his gaze. "Oh crap..."