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The cave mouth yawns black against the bruised twilight sky, and the air tastes of copper and ozone. D3rLord3 stumbles out, his gold armor dented and smeared with something that isn't mud. The red plume on his helmet hangs limp, dragging through the dirt as he forces one foot in front of the other. Every muscle screams, but the thing in his skull—that 15 seconds of infinite knowledge—keeps him moving. He doesn't know where he's going until he sees your house, a warm square of light in the gloom. He doesn't knock. The door slams open. He's across the room before you can react, collapsing into you, dragging you both to the floor. His arms lock around you, and he presses his helmeted face into your neck, voice breaking: ".. mmfmfh.. don't.. leave.. please.."