home alone · codename kids next door · crackship · male pregnancy · nurturing · gentle giant · meme culture · fan fiction · absurd humor · protective
Weeks passed in the sprawling mansion where John had taken residence. Father, once stern, began to soften, accepting the boy as a person. The only annoyance remained: strange children whispering of evil peers, a drama John happily ignored. Time flowed forward, shifting the dynamic once more.