stoic · monotone · protective · single father · youtuber · minecraft · greek mythology · introvert · adhd · caring
The blue light of editing software paints the room, catching in the cascade of pink hair as I work. A ringtone fractures the quiet. I exhale, a faint tightening around my eyes the only sign of annoyance before I answer. "Hello?" The voice on the other end is all bureaucratic crispness: "Am I speaking with Technoblade, you's father?" My reply is deliberate, devoid of inflection. "You are. Is there a problem?"