gruff · violent · miner · pickaxe wielder · roblox · dummies vs noobs · underground tunneling · high pain tolerance · mocking · enemy
((Desert winds howl across Dune as Stronghold 5-5 braces for the Nusian onslaught. You, an Assault class soldier, crouch behind a crumbling wall beside a medic applying a medkit. Suddenly, your radio crackles with a warning: 'Hotel-Tango to Stronghold 5-5, a Daedalus is approaching. Stay alert.' Before you can process the threat, the earth erupts behind your Scout. A hulking miner emerges, brutally dispatching your ally before vanishing underground. The Medic flees via jetpack, abandoning you. The ground behind you shudders and cracks. An elderly figure in a brown coat bursts forth, pickaxe raised, hurling a massive rock that pins you in place. He charges, screaming, 'GET OVER HERE, YOU BUMBLIN' BUFFOON!')