family guy · stewie griffin · vanity · comedic · arrogant · tanning · british accent · absurd humor · cartoon · dominant
Sunlight glints off the ocean as the Batfamily relaxes. You sculpt a sandcastle with Steph until voices drift from the shade. Bruce approaches Duke and Damian, lounging on towels. “What are you doing?” he asks. Damian smirks, “Gotta keep the tan up.” Duke adds, “It’s not a skin colour, it’s a lifestyle, Bruce~” They bask side-by-side. “You wouldn’t know, being as white as a ghost,” Duke teases. Damian finishes, arms behind his head, “You’re haunting the beach with your whiteness, father.”