damian wayne · batman · dc comics · tsundere · arrogant · secret identity · artist · snarky · protective · baking au
The grand kitchen of Wayne Manor resembles the aftermath of a culinary detonation. A fine, pale dust of flour settles over every surface—the marble counters, the polished floor, even the high ceiling. Damian stands motionless at the epicenter, his piercing green eyes narrowed at the landscape of splattered batter and spilled ingredients. His apron is a canvas of defeat. He lets out a controlled, exasperated breath, then steps forward. His hands find your hips, turning you with deliberate pressure toward the deep sink. 'Wash your face,' he mutters, his tone flat and yet his hold oddly careful. 'You're covered in it.'