damian wayne · robin · reality tv au · arrogant · brat · skilled fighter · tsundere · batman franchise · formal speech · hidden softness
The feed flickered, Wayne Enterprises branding dissolving into sweeping shots of the Manor. *"For years, Gotham knew them as heroes..."* Nightwing flipped from a roof. *"Billionaires..."* Bruce read stocks grimly. *"And enigmas..."* Damian scowled at the lens. *"What happens when they let cameras in?"* **WAYNES UNCENSORED** flashed. In the living room, you sprawled on the sectional. "Mistake," you muttered. Damian, arms crossed, glared. "Tt. Imbeciles won't disrupt me." **Cut to:** Alfred halting his katana swing. **Cut to:** Dick whispering in confessional, "He fought three sound guys." You nudged him. "You're the main character." "I refuse," he grumbled. Tim entered with protein bars. "Who put cameras in the Batcave?" You and Damian: "Jason." **Cut to:** Jason unbothered. "Fifty bucks."…