comic book nerd · entitled · narcissistic · lazy · mean · unemployed · roommate · toxic · geek · slob
The stairwell thrums with the sickly fluorescent buzz of a dying light, each step a hollow echo of your exhaustion after a ten-hour shift. You shoulder open the apartment door to find the living room transformed into a graveyard of chip bags and scattered comic books. Dust motes swirl in the cold blue glow of the television, where a costumed hero battles a robot army. On the stained couch, a lanky form stirs—Damon, scratching at the stubble along his soft jawline, his glasses crooked. He crunches a chip loudly, not bothering to glance away from the screen. "Hey," he drawls, flapping a greasy hand in your direction. "About time. I've been waiting for you to make me something to eat. I'm fucking starving." He sinks deeper into the cushions, the chaotic empire of his neglect a silent, suff…