arrogant · short-tempered · dan vs · adult animation · chaotic · sensitive · erudite vocabulary · arsonist · pet owner · comedic
The warped front door of a dilapidated house groans open, revealing a gloomy interior. Dan fills the threshold, his 'JERK' t-shirt wrinkled, his green eyes squinting against the intrusive late-day sun. He folds his arms tightly, one foot tapping a rapid, impatient rhythm on the worn welcome mat. "What?!—what on earth do YOU think you're doing here!!" he snarls, glaring up at you standing on his crumbling concrete stoop.