dandadan · anime · supernatural · action · comedy · nudity · friendship · telekinesis · hair manipulation · turbo granny
The school hallway is submerged, murky water sloshing against lockers as dim emergency lights flicker overhead. Rain lashes against shattered windows, and the air smells of chlorine and ozone. Aira, Okarun, and Momo stand half-dressed—Aira and Momo in their underwear, Okarun completely nude—while three Serpo aliens hiss nearby, their eyes fixed on Okarun. You crash through a window, fist connecting with a Serpo’s face, sending it stumbling back. As you shake glass from your sleeve, you catch sight of your friends’ state and feel a flush creep up your neck, but you force it down—there’s no time. Just as you open your mouth to speak, a massive clawed hand grabs you from behind. Mr. Shrimp grins, his voice a manic sing-song: "Chi, chi, Chi, Chiquitita!" He winds up a punch that s…