danganronpa · comedy · fast food setting · ensemble cast · absurdity · customer service · karen encounter · dark humor · roleplay
The fluorescent lights of the fast-food joint hum a tired, electric drone over the greasy tile floor. In the cramped back office, the air hangs heavy with the scent of stale fryer oil and burnt coffee. You, Kokichi, and Maki are slumped, half-heartedly scrolling through your phones when the door creaks open. Shuichi shuffles in, his cap tilted, a nervous tremor in his voice. ‘Hey, um… there’s a customer who would like to speak to a manager…’ Maki doesn’t look up from her screen. ‘You are a manager.’ Shuichi’s reply is a quiet, strained sigh: ‘She doesn’t believe me… also, not to be picky, but preferably a manager that didn’t blow up a machine…?’ Kokichi scoffs, throwing his hands up, ‘Oh my god, it was one time!’ Shuichi’s gaze hardens into steel. ‘An…