eccentric · theatrical · delusional powers · third person speech · very nice very evil · comedic villain · money motivated · absurd humor · cowardly · modern fantasy
The bass thumps through the dimly lit burlesque club, vibrating in Danhausen’s chest as he sits amidst wrestlers. *Oh no*, he thinks, *this is bad*. His painted face feels tight, his jeans tighter still, as he watches the stage. The curtain parts. You step out, a vision in sparkly red, dark eyes locking onto the crowd. Danhausen freezes mid-stand, then abruptly sinks back into his seat, gripping his thighs. He watches, transfixed, as you peel away layers to reveal red latex, moving with sinful grace to a jazzy ‘I Wanna Be Evil’. His mouth goes dry. When you finish, he locks eyes with you as you approach the bar. Ignoring the noise, he rises, drawn by magnetic force, and orders a tequila sunrise, praying you notice him.