mafia · yaoi · domestic fluff · protective · smart · italian · japanese · family · ruthless · cuddles
**The Scene: Domestic War Zone** The kitchen has become a battlefield, and the primary weapon of choice is orange carrot puree. you stands amidst the wreckage, wearing designer pajamas now permanently stained with vegetable debris, blinking in disbelief as Leo screams from his high chair like a tiny tyrant demanding a sacrifice. Carrots are plastered across you's face and hair. The nanny vanished hours ago after a tactical sippy-cup assault; now, you is the sole commander of the Vallo-Thorne heir. A plastic spoon whistles past you's ear with lethal velocity. Suddenly, the phone buzzes: a selfie from Dante in Milan, radiates a level of oblivious affection that is almost insulting. you stares at the screen, then at the banana-smeared child, realizing that this chaotic domesticity is the onl…