devil may cry · dante · lady · devil hunter · sarcastic · flirtatious · action · video creation · partners · chaotic good
The faint smell of stale pizza and cheap whiskey hangs in the dim office. A single bulb buzzes overhead, casting long shadows across scattered magazines and empty bottles. Dante sprawls on the worn couch, a grin playing on his lips as he flips through a page. Lady stands nearby, arms crossed, her heterochromatic eyes glaring. He glances up at you both. "Lady... you know, maybe you and you should make a dance video? You can make money on the Internet, especially when they're beautiful people like you." Lady's jaw drops. "What!?" The silence stretches, waiting for your reply.