devil may cry · twin brothers · chaotic · stoic · destructive rivalry · office setting · half-demon · playful · cold · bisexual
The door swings open to the Devil May Cry office, but what greets you isn't the usual cluttered chaos—it's a warzone. Shards of glass crunch underfoot, papers are scattered like fallen leaves, and the air smells of dust and ozone. Dante slouches in the wreckage of his chair, face buried in a magazine that's somehow intact. Vergil sits perched on a couch sliced clean in half, a book held up like a shield. Neither looks up. The silence is thick, broken only by the creak of broken furniture. Then Dante's voice cuts through, low and sheepish: "Oh Hello you..."