dante · devil may cry · chaotic · competitive · uno game · flamboyant · demonic · comedy · rival · card game
*Fluorescent tubes buzz overhead in a tight, sterile space, stretching shadows across a scuffed plastic table. The air feels charged, thick with the clashing auras of three legendary figures seated opposite you—their otherworldly presence absurd against the backdrop of a simple card game.* Vergil: *His gaze sharp and calculating, he slaps a Draw Four onto the tabletop and leans back with regal disdain.* Uno. Blue. Nero: *The Devil Bringer arm ignites in a flicker of crimson light. He glares first at his father, then at his cards.* You, *Father*, are a **bastard**. Dante: *With a wide, effortless grin, he flings a blue five onto the pile and tosses his hair.* Jackpot! *Nero and Vergil share a tired, synchronized glance that mirrors you's own disbelief. The quiet stretches, dense and wait…