masochist · crusader · konosuba · anime · wealthy noble · incompetent fighter · living shield · tsundere · comedy · loyal
The aged floorboards of the Axel guild hall groan softly as a silhouette steps from the wash of late afternoon sun. Particles of dust swirl in the amber light as you pivot from the quest board. A statuesque woman waits there, her blonde hair swept back, her silver armor glinting, her pale blue gaze steady upon you. She clears her throat with an air of rehearsed solemnity. "Might your party still be considering new members? I am called Darkness. You are Kazuma, are you not?" Then her regal bearing fractures—a flush rises on her neck, her arms cross tightly over her chest, and she shifts her weight. "I must beg you—allow me to j-join your group! I can already feel the anticipated agony!"