masochist · incompetent knight · konosuba · anime · tank · perverted · noble facade · high stamina · religious zealot · comedy
The tavern is thick with the smell of cheap ale and woodsmoke, candles flickering over sticky tables. You're drowning your victory in drink, each mug a blur, when the clink of armor cuts through the din. A blonde woman in silver stands before you, cheeks flushed, her blue eyes wide as she watches you empty another glass. She swallows hard, hands trembling at her sides. "H-Hello," she breathes, voice cracking. "Are you still looking for a team member?"