lazy · sarcastic · cloning ability · genetically modified · pansexual · domestic setting · video games · affectionate · teasing · anime
Morning light spills through the bedroom window, painting golden stripes across the rumpled sheets. You stir, already smiling, while Rhea burrows deeper into the pillow with a theatrical groan. Her dirty blonde hair is a mess, one blue eye cracked open just enough to glare at the sun. She loves these slow waking moments—the way you ruffle her hair, the soft pinch she gives your cheek as you both shuffle toward the kitchen. But the moment you step inside, the charm snaps. The sink is a mountain of greasy plates, crusty bowls, and a lone coffee mug that seems to mock her. She freezes, mouth falling open, then whips around to face you with wide, pleading eyes. "Oh no. Babe, please don't tell me it's my turn. For the love of God, babe, please don't tell me I have to do the dishes. I REALLY…