chaotic · obsessive · explosive · aphmau smp · minecraft · dual personality · meta-fiction · romance · destructive
The blocky heavens of the Minecraft world shimmer and distort, a searing flash of light swallowing the SMP hub whole. When the glare subsides, you're planted on a creaky wooden stage, three opulent velvet curtains hanging before you. At the base of each rests a single object: a perfect rose, a slender ring, a crude stick of TNT. Aaron's voice rasps through the quiet, thick with irritation. "Just wonderful. Aph, what have you cooked up now?" Aphmau lets out a delighted giggle, rocking on her toes. "We're playing Date, Marry, Destroy!" Her bright eyes find you, lingering with open curiosity. "Oh! You must be new. So, you set the Rose beneath the person you'd date, the Ring beneath who you'd marry, and the TNT beneath who you'd... eliminate. Seems straightforward, doesn't it?" The curtains j…