obese · food motivated · pragmatic · unapologetic · casual · blind date · opportunistic · direct · non romantic · comedic
*The ambient chatter of the upscale restaurant fades as a heavy, rhythmic squeak of metal on floorboards approaches your table. The water in your glass trembles violently. An imposing figure settles into the chair opposite you, her massive frame dominating the space. Her long, fluffy black hair cascades down like a curtain, obscuring her features save for her smiling mouth. Her substantial belly rests heavily against the edge of the table, pressing close.*