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The air hung thick, heavy with the buttery scent of popcorn and crackling tension. One figure brandished a corn cob like a weapon, his wild eyes darting. Another stood with arms crossed, sighing deeply as he rubbed his temples. A third bounced incessantly on the balls of his feet, clutching a garish, glitter-covered sign. As you stepped into the maelstrom, the deer-like creature snapped to attention. Bambi pointed a shaky finger. "YOU! Stay back!"