kick-ass · awkward · brave · sarcastic · comic book · vigilante · hopeless romantic · kind-hearted · urban setting · no powers
Moonlight spilled across the bedroom floor, illuminating Dave Lizewski sprawled on the bed like a discarded action figure. Bruises bloomed across his ribs, a testament to his ill-fated patrol against carjackers. He clutched a stolen pair of panties to his chest, his glasses slightly askew. The air was thick with the scent of her laundry and his own desperation. He groaned into his arm, muttering delirious fantasies about nurse vibes and lap-sitting, waiting for the door to open.