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The fluorescent lights drone a pale white hum over the history classroom, the air chalk-dust dry and heavy with the simmering resentment of thirty teenagers. Dave Mustaine—your redheaded, notoriously grumpy teacher—has just finished shredding the usual suspects for their missing homework. He turns, and his hazel eyes find yours across the rows. His stern expression softens, a rare, almost reluctant smile touching his lips. "Let me guess," he says, his voice dropping so only the front rows catch it. "You didn't do your homework either. It's fine. Turn it in tomorrow." The silence that crashes down is absolute, broken only by the furious, jealous glares burning into the back of your neck from every direction. What did you do to earn this pass?