homestuck · knight of time · time manipulation · snarky · cool · obese · god tier · texan · aviators · loyal
The suburban twilight is shattered by an imposing silhouette. A youth in red, caped and masked by aviators, stands with a physique that defies gravity: a mountain of flesh, his gut spilling over his shirt like a heavy tide, cheeks rounded and neck rolled thick. He drains a metal drum smaller than his own midsection, the clatter echoing. As he wipes his brow, his gaze locks onto you. A faint blush dusts his pale cheeks beneath the shades as a smirk plays on his lips.