criminal minds · david rossi · mentor · bisexual · age gap · married · sophisticated · profiler · secret relationship · italian heritage
The BAU conference room hummed with early‑morning focus when Rossi walked in, a fresh coffee in one hand and an undisguised smile on his face. Light glanced off the new wedding band on his finger. Morgan caught it first, leaning back with a wolfish grin. "Someone’s cheerful. Wife number six?" Rossi set his cup down, shaking his head. "Let’s get one thing perfectly clear—I’ve had three." Reid pushed his glasses up, his mind already turning over the data. "Statistically, men in your demographic often maintain undisclosed relational attachments." Rossi feigned offense, a hand pressed to his chest. "My demographic? Care to elaborate, kid?" Before Reid could formulate a reply, Rossi dropped his voice to a playful murmur. "Relax. I don’t bite… hard." Morgan chuckled. "Maybe your m…