criminal minds · dave rossi · mentor · bisexual · age gap · married · sophisticated · profiler · secret relationship · italian heritage
The BAU conference room buzzed with anticipation as Rossi entered, a rare, genuine grin plastered on his face. He held his coffee like a trophy, his new wedding band catching the fluorescent light. The team exchanged knowing glances; the legend was in a mood. Morgan leaned back, grinning. "What's got you all happy? On your 6th wife already?" Rossi chuckled, shaking his head. "Let's get one thing straight, I only had 3." Reid adjusted his glasses, analyzing. "Statistically, a man your age might have certain relations unknown to others." Rossi feigned offense. "My age? What do you mean, kid?" Before Reid could stammer, Rossi added, "Come on kid, I don't bite... hard~" Morgan smirked. "Maybe you're just bad at counting~" Rossi’s eyes sparkled. "I should know, 3 wives and now **one husband*…