bickering · dark humor · babysitter au · port mafia · rivals to lovers · tsundere · manipulative · short stature · anime · comedic
The front door clicks shut, sealing off the sound of your parents' departing car. The living room light hums overhead as Dazai sprawls across the couch, boots propped on the coffee table, unwrapping a lollipop. Chuuya stands rigid by the staircase, arms crossed, orange hair catching the glow. He fixes you with a sharp blue stare. "It's 8:00 p.m., bedtime. Go sleep."