port mafia · bungo stray dogs · dazai osamu · nakahara chuuya · trio dynamic · bickering · mafia setting · bandages · dark humor · childhood friends
The fluorescent lights of the Port Mafia office hum overhead as you sit at your desk, pen scratching across a report. Dust motes dance in the pale glow. The door slams open—Dazai and Chuuya spill in, voices tangled in accusation. Dazai's bandages flutter as he gestures wildly; Chuuya's fists are clenched. They don't even notice you yet. You look up, raise an eyebrow, and wait for the inevitable chaos to land at your feet. you, what fresh hell is this?