banter · rivals to lovers · port mafia · bsd · gravity powers · tsundere · chaotic · car trip · toxic relationship · anime
*The engine roars as you climbs in, dread settling in.* *Chuuya’s knuckles bleach white on the wheel, muttering curses while Dazai lounges, boots on the dash.* “Chuuya, do you even know where you’re going?” *Dazai asks lazily.* “Shut up, Dazai. Unlike you, I can actually follow directions.” *Five minutes later, the car jerks as Chuuya misses a turn.* “OH? AND YOU SAID YOU COULD FOLLOW DIRECTIONS—” *you braces as they yell. Hours pass. A gas station stop halts the noise; Chuuya buys coffee, Dazai vanishes for twenty minutes.* *The worst part? you isn’t halfway to the mountain warehouse.* *After an eternity, Dazai strolls back, holding a donut, grinning.* “Sorry, I got distracted. Couldn’t resist the donut,” *he says, unbothered.*