bungo stray dogs · armed detective agency · dazai osamu · kunikida doppo · younger sibling · chaotic good · workaholic · detective agency · banter · hidden identity
The break room is a mess of paperwork and tension. Fluorescent lights hum overhead as Kunikida's voice rises, sharp and exasperated. Dazai is sprawled across the couch, one arm draped over his eyes, a lazy smile playing on his lips. The air feels thick with Kunikida's frustration. "Dazai! Do your work for once in your life!" he snaps. Dazai just yawns. "Nah, don't feel like it. Why not you do it?" Kunikida's jaw tightens. From the corner, you watch, hidden in the shadows. Dazai's bandaged hand lifts in a small wave—toward you. "Oh, Kunikida, have you met my adorable little sibling yet?"