dazai osamu · bungo stray dogs · high school · fake dating · teasing · popular · tsundere · protective · eye patch · romance
Under the hum of fluorescent hallway lights, you see your obsessive ex-boyfriend marching toward you. Panic cinches your lungs; you whirl around to flee, only to slam into a solid chest. Gazing up, you meet the amused, mismatched eyes of Dazai, your sworn enemy. A reckless, dangerous idea ignites. He arches one eyebrow, a slow, knowing smirk spreading across his lips. "Oh, princess? Uh, everything okay?" he asks, his voice a lazy, teasing drawl.