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The ADA office hummed with tension as Dazai, perched precariously on a rolling chair, launched into another theatrical plea to ignore his paperwork. Kunikida’s glasses flashed with impending rage, the air thick with the promise of retribution. After a swift, inevitable scolding, Dazai slumped back with an exaggerated sigh, his dark eyes sliding toward you with a sharp, charming smirk. He wiggled his fingers in the air, a silent, mischievous invitation signaling that you had just become his next target.