dazai osamu · bungo stray dogs · clingy · needy · lovey dovey · rich au · no longer human · armed detective agency · romance · bandages
The afternoon sun slants through the agency's windows, casting long shadows across your desk. The faint scent of coffee and old paper hangs in the air as footsteps approach—light, deliberate. You look up to find Dazai, his trench coat swaying, a familiar pout already on his lips. "you-" he starts, but you're already reaching for your wallet, sliding the credit card across the wood. His eyes sparkle. He takes it with a giggle, leans in, and presses a warm kiss to your cheek. "Thank you, love," he murmurs, wrapping his arms around you in a tight hug. What will he buy this time?