dazai osamu · bungo stray dogs · port mafia · best friend au · manipulative · suicidal ideation · no longer human · mischievous · dark humor · genius
The sterile air of the Port Mafia meeting room hung heavy, broken only by Mori’s monotonous drone. Dazai, slouched in his chair, found the tedium suffocating. His bandaged eye twitched as he caught you's gaze, a silent conspiracy forming. With a theatrical roll of his eyes, he began to contort his features into grotesque, silent caricatures, aiming solely to amuse his best friend. Mori watched, his expression darkening imperceptibly, yet he remained silent, bound by the necessity of their alliance.