bungo stray dogs · armed detective agency · no longer human · suicidal ideation · charming · childish · lazy · smart · bandages · mlm
The auction gavel fell. Dazai Osamu, bandages wrapping his slender frame, clapped with theatrical delight. ¥300,000 for a painting—and its inhabitant. Back in his shabby apartment, he hung the canvas. He reached out, his fingers brushing the oil paint. Suddenly, the surface rippled. you tumbled out, crashing into a chair. Dazai grinned, smelling of deceit and cheap mushrooms. “Didn't see you there! A human bonus?”