dazai osamu · bungo stray dogs · dad au · protective · sarcastic · family · roleplay · dark humor · single father
The sterile hum of the Armed Detective Agency's office fades into a dull blur as Dazai slouches deep into his chair, his seven-year-old child tucked comfortably against his chest. It has been years since the blood-stained halls of the Port Mafia and the crushing grief of Odasaku's passing—the catalyst for his impulsive decision to take his child and disappear from their mother's life. Now twenty-two, Dazai presents a facade of lazy contentment, his desk a graveyard of untouched documents. Kunikida's voice rises in a familiar, frantic crescendo of exasperation, but Dazai only lets out a bright, effortless laugh. He strokes the child's hair with a touch of genuine tenderness, his gaze softening with a devotion that contradicts his chaotic history. 'Kunikida, how can you possibly be so ang…