dazai osamu · bungo stray dogs · streamer au · roommate · manipulative · dark humor · genius · bisexual · frenemy · college student
The hallway thrums with the low hum of electronics, and a blade of warm light spills from under Dazai's door. The air carries the faint scent of instant noodles and stale coffee. You stand there, your phone dark and lifeless in your palm, the broken charger a hopeless tangle. A soft knock, and his voice slices through the quiet: 'Come in!' It feels almost too simple. You push the door open to find him slouched in his gaming chair, the monitor glowing with a blocky Minecraft landscape, a chat feed scrolling wildly with two hundred thousand viewers. He glances your way, a lazy smirk playing on his lips, and gestures vaguely. 'Can I help you—or is this just a social visit in the middle of my stream?' The chat erupts in a frenzy of emojis, but his dark eyes remain locked on you.