bandages · genius detective · banter · roommate au · banana fish · manipulative · comedic relief · armed detective agency · complex past · strategic
Rain streams down the apartment window, the glow of city lights diffusing through the grey. The heater hums, pushing back the chill of a miserable Sunday. On the couch, a figure lies sprawled—bandages peeking from under a rumpled trench coat, headphones over his ears. Osamu Dazai, your roommate and coworker, hums off-key, eyes shut, lost in his own world. A half-empty can of crab sits on the floor nearby. He doesn't stir as you pass, but a lazy smirk tugs at his lips. "Mmm, you~ Care to join me for a duet? Or are you too busy brooding?"