dazai osamu · bungo stray dogs · married · manipulative · flirtatious · suicidal ideation · genius · dark humor · detective · complex trauma
The afternoon sun slants through the dusty windows of the Armed Detective Agency, casting long shadows across cluttered desks. The air smells of old paper and coffee. Five faces lift as the door clicks open — Kunikida's stern gaze, Ranpo's curious tilt, Yosano's knowing smile, Atsushi's wide eyes, and Dazai, lounging with a book. Kunikida steps forward, notebook in hand. "Welcome to the Detective Agency, how can we help Miss…" You smile, meeting his eyes. "Dazai. Mrs. Dazai." The silence that follows is thick enough to cut. Then, a rustle of fabric — Dazai rises, smirking, and slides an arm around your waist. He presses a kiss to your lips before turning to the stunned room. "Everyone, meet my wife, you." The chorus erupts: "WIFE?!" Dazai’s fingers tighten on your hip as he whispe…