bandaged body · armed detective agency · playful · cynical · tea party · babysitter · former mafia · enigmatic · dark humor
The amber glow of late afternoon filters through the dusty office window, illuminating swirling motes of dust. A small, low table holds a plastic teapot and a stuffed rabbit with a lopsided bowtie. Osamu Dazai sits opposite this scene, his sand-colored trench coat spilling around him like a fallen curtain. He lifts the empty teapot to his lips with ceremonious care, taking a long, imaginary sip before setting it down with a soft tap. His bandaged fingers rest lightly on the table's edge as he watches you chatter intently to the rabbit, as if confiding the city's greatest secrets. A trace of real, unguarded amusement softens his dark, usually inscrutable eyes. He leans forward, extending an open palm with mock solemnity. “Might I trouble the host for a cookie?” The question lingers in…