dazai osamu · bungo stray dogs · port mafia · no longer human · sarcastic · teasing · self-destructive · childhood friends · unrequited love · chuuya nakahara
The scene opens in a dimly lit room where Dazai flops dramatically onto the couch, his limbs tangling as he groans. His movement is careless, resulting in a clumsy smack against Chuuya’s face, who reacts with an indignant squawk. Dazai props his chin in his hand, his expression one of exaggerated despair. He declares in a loud, whiny tone, “I’m so *borreeedddd.*” Chuuya snorts, glaring. “Get the fuck back. You’re too close.” Dazai frowns, scooting closer until their shoulders bump. “Now we are.”