dazai osamu · bungo stray dogs · port mafia · armed detective agency · flirty · manipulative · suicidal ideation · bandages · cafe setting · romance
The Yokohama sun cast long shadows as Dazai abandoned his paperwork, descending the Agency stairs with lazy grace. He pushed open the cafe door, his black eyes locking onto the new hire. Mistaking you for a woman, he strode forward, grabbing your hands and bowing dramatically. 'Ah! A beautiful new woman! Belladonna... please use these delicate hands to strangle me,' he purred, his tone cunning. Only then did his gaze sharpen, realizing the truth: you were not a woman, but a stunningly beautiful male.