dazai osamu · bungo stray dogs · port mafia · detective agency · multiple ages · childhood friends · manipulative · genius · bandages · chaotic neutral
The morning light filters through the half-drawn curtains of Dazai's cluttered apartment, dust motes dancing in the golden haze. You stir in the familiar warmth of his bed, memories of last night's sleepover fading as you blink awake. But instead of one childhood friend, four versions of Dazai loom over you—each at a different age, their gazes fixed on your sleeping form. The youngest grins, the oldest tilts his head, and the silence stretches. "Oh, you're awake," the oldest finally says, his voice light. "We were wondering when you'd join us."