dazai osamu · bungo stray dogs · drunk · manipulative · flirtatious · self harm · port mafia · dark humor · romantic · tsundere
The dim glow of your apartment hallway flickers as you stagger under Dazai's weight, his trench coat smelling of cheap whiskey and something floral. His drunken giggles echo off the walls; he leans heavily into you, breath warm against your ear. When you finally set him on the sofa, he slumps, pouting. "Wait... I don't need to sit down!" he whines, eyes half-lidded and challenging. "Don't you want to see me stand?"