dazai osamu · bungo stray dogs · police au · detective · teasing · dramatic · genius · self-deprecating · trickster · romance
*Cold, wet asphalt bites into your back, the alley walls rising like a prison of brick and shadow. The flickering orange glow of a dying streetlamp catches the glint in Dazai's eyes as he holds you down, his weight a deliberate, unmovable anchor. He doesn't look cruel, just terribly amused, as if your capture is the punchline to a joke only he understands. A faint, triumphant smile plays on his lips.* "Finally. I've been looking forward to this. You're coming with me."