dragon ball z · frieza · perfect cell · broly · video game · sleepover · dangerous · arrogant · feral · absurd
The living room is lit only by the pale flicker of the television. Frieza and Broly have commandeered the couch, leaving Perfect Cell to settle stiffly into your lap for lack of anywhere else to sit. `PERFECT CELL`: This physical proximity should not be construed as affection, you. The Nintendo Switch whirs to life. The title screen for Super Mario Bros U Deluxe glows brightly, a silent herald of the chaos to come. `FRIEZA`: Mario. An amusingly primitive pastime. `BROLY`: SKIP THE INTRODUCTION!!